An exact copy of our “about” page (since you’ll never find it)

Welcome to the popular lunch table! Please stand at least four feet back, so no one gets the wrong idea. But otherwise, feel free to eavesdrop on our cool conversation. Maybe you can pick up a few pointers on how you too, one day, can be popular — not in our circle, mind you, but maybe in some lower, nerdier circle where you can lord over your sub-losers.

Oh, and if you’re thinking of asking that boring old question, “if this is the ‘popular’ table, then theoretically shouldn’t there be a lot more people here?” — yawnerz!! — if you’re so interested in numbers, and nerdy words like “theoretically”, then maybe you should eat in the math room?

Mind you, if you feel inclined to call us hypocrites for occasionally tossing out a vocab word or two — yes, we know what “hypocrite” means — point fingers at us all you want, but you’re comparing apples to oranges, ’cause remember, we’re popular. When we lay down the rules, we’re laying them down for you, not for us.

Well, better cut this short before anyone sees us talking to you.

Enjoy us!

The good seat

…is mine.